momma wants a mai-tai

It's Sunday. I haven't had any liquor for 2 weeks. I would have maybe possibly gone to the liquor store but I didn't get paid like I was supposed to.

Next time I get money I want to make Mai-Tais, would be even better if I could get people together to drink them but, I live pretty far away from the funsters I know.

Does this sound good or does this sound GREAT!

1½ oz. light rum

1 oz. dark rum

¾ oz. triple sec

½ oz. amaretto

1 oz. orange juice

1 oz. pineapple juice

¼ oz. lime juice

splash of club soda

splash of grenadine

cracked ice

Texas state law will not allow me to purchase 4 key ingredients on this list today, (it's Sunday, baby Jesus does not like drinking on Sundays)